It seems I am floating in the darkness
My name is Emy, I am a queer lady, I am fat, the end.
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Holly’s not home!!!!

I can’t sleep and I have work at 8 :’(

Super saaaaaaaaaad Emy is super duper sad

sherlockian-of-asgard:

It’s not a case of will the UK win eurovision but a case of will they not come last.

(via genotypical)

the-parkster:

Here we go.

Who will you vote for Europe?

  • Count Fabula
  • Eyebrows
  • Hot men
  • Lesbians
  • Guy who named his shoes
  • Lady Gaga/Shakira/Ke$ha
  • Actual Blaine Anderson Malta
  • ALCOHOL IS FREE (but money isn’t)
  • One of the Euphoria rip offs
  • Jesus
  • Thor
  • Star Trek The Musical/Glass Case of Emotion
  • Depressing song about birds

(via dauntlessoldier)

Had to buy men’s golf trousers because apparently you cant be tall and fat….

…..yerp fml

Went to new look, asda, primark, Tesco and to another new look and the highest size in the tall section was 16…

So after embarrassingly asking many harassed looking shop assistants i went in the huff went to the mens department to find stuff that fitted

Still huffing now

Huff huff huff

demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal

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do you guys see what i’m getting at

(via socialdullard)

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

(via soundlyawake)

itsjessticles:

anthonygrey:

Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!

This fucking part.

The sass involved with these two….

(Source: mishasteaparty, via hadleyfrasersmoostache)

so I went onto the New look website and bought pretty much all the clothes

RIP bank account!!!

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